A Cold Brunch Burger In Windy Astoria Somehow Being In The 4 Ball Range Is Beyond Impressive

Bravo! That place Sanford's was the first burger we ordered the other day in Astoria yet when I arrived it wasn't ready yet to we went to others and later returned. This sadly led to a soggy bun and nearly cold burger, YET this thing was still good enough to be rocking a 4.1 Balls. Truly rocking everything on there. Not to mention my reflexes grabbing that bag just before the wind took it into the abyss was literally cat-like though that's not the first time I've done it. It's currently me:500 bags taken by the wind: 0.